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I've amused myself writing up these 44 Rules of DeviantArt</u>. If you think anything's missing, feel free to suggest 
HOLY SHIT THEY'RE ON ED NOW! I put them there, but it's still cool. Let's see if they last!</u>
44 Rules of DeviantArt</u>
1. DeviantArt is serious business
2. One day, I’ll be a great manga artist
3. The longer the journal entries, the better my art becomes
4. The more flashing friend icons, the better my art becomes
5. Tracing and recoloring is the same as using a reference
6. Blurry MySpace pictures of myself, taken without even using the timer mode are art
7. Photoshop filters are the same as photography skill
8. Lens flare makes EVERYTHING better!
9. Critics are only critical because they are jealous of my stick figures
10. All male game or anime characters are in love with each other
11. All characters split into two versions when entering DeviantArt: normal and furry, and the furry version is always better than the regular one – cat ears are obligatory
12. All characters have child-like alter-egos, which I prefer, but not because I’m a paedophile
13. People don’t know there’s a Full View function, so I must inform them of it, and demand that they use it every time I upload something, no matter how crappy, by commenting “FULL VIEW PLEASE!!!!!!”
14. The whole world is only waiting for one thing: seeing me naked
15. It’s art if I say it is!
16. 2,000 pageviews means I have to make a kawaiiiii picture thanking people for looking at my other kawaiiii pictures, preferably with as many hearts as possible
17. Being on DeviantArt means I am special
18. It’s not paedophilia when I draw it
19. Comments any less positive than “OMG awesome!” must be considered flames, and even the slightest bit of criticism is worth starting a fight and getting banned over
20. The DeviantArt comments system is a great chatbox, especially if it’s someone else’s page!
21. There is nothing wrong with inflation art
22. If I fave one of your pictures, you have to fave one of mine, no matter how terrible I am, otherwise you’re ungrateful
23. Everyone is interested in my private life, so I must spam my journal full of uninteresting junk (see #1)
24. If people troll my account due to a mention in ED, I must throw a tantrum, threaten to hex them, say they’ve fallen into my trap, bawl to the moderators and/or threaten legal action and claim lawyers are already on the case
25. I have more pageviews, therefore my art is better than yours
26. Making alternate accounts praising my main account is a brilliant tactic
27. Copy-pasting an “I like your art” comment on loads of Random Deviant pages without looking at the art is a brilliant tactic
28. No matter how crappy my art is, and regardless of the fact that no one would hang it on their wall to save their lives, I must still make all my art available as Prints
29. The human body is beautiful and never pornographic, even if it’s being penetrated anally by a furry’s cock
30. My profile icon flashes or moves, that means I’m a better artist than you
31. Submitting Deviations without commenting anything more than, “me again”, “lol” or “meh” is artistic
32. Poetry isn’t artistic if it doesn’t have elementary-school rhymes and isn’t about razors or angst
33. I can like a picture so much that fave it, but not enough to bother writing a short comment
34. We’ve made porn of it. No exceptions.
35. Art memes are fun, and when they say I must tag three people, I must always tag EVERYBODY!!!11!
36. The cool kids set themselves to invisible
37. I must threaten everyone who might possibly steal my art with physical violence, even though I’m behind a computer
38. Snape is perfectly capable of getting pregnant
39. I AM Asian. Really. Can’t you see the painted cat eyes and the V-sign I make with my fingers?
40. My Desktop picture must contain a World of Warcraft-icon, and the wallpaper may under no circumstance have the correct aspect ratio
41. I paid for my account, so everything I made has just become better than everything you’ll ever make
42. Even though I spend every minute I have on DeviantArt, I must still complain how much it sucks as often as possible.
43. I must always be proud of making the first comment, even when I have nothing more to write than, “First comment!”
44. I can always delete my account and make a new one
HOLY SHIT THEY'RE ON ED NOW! I put them there, but it's still cool. Let's see if they last!</u>
44 Rules of DeviantArt</u>
1. DeviantArt is serious business
2. One day, I’ll be a great manga artist
3. The longer the journal entries, the better my art becomes
4. The more flashing friend icons, the better my art becomes
5. Tracing and recoloring is the same as using a reference
6. Blurry MySpace pictures of myself, taken without even using the timer mode are art
7. Photoshop filters are the same as photography skill
8. Lens flare makes EVERYTHING better!
9. Critics are only critical because they are jealous of my stick figures
10. All male game or anime characters are in love with each other
11. All characters split into two versions when entering DeviantArt: normal and furry, and the furry version is always better than the regular one – cat ears are obligatory
12. All characters have child-like alter-egos, which I prefer, but not because I’m a paedophile
13. People don’t know there’s a Full View function, so I must inform them of it, and demand that they use it every time I upload something, no matter how crappy, by commenting “FULL VIEW PLEASE!!!!!!”
14. The whole world is only waiting for one thing: seeing me naked
15. It’s art if I say it is!
16. 2,000 pageviews means I have to make a kawaiiiii picture thanking people for looking at my other kawaiiii pictures, preferably with as many hearts as possible
17. Being on DeviantArt means I am special
18. It’s not paedophilia when I draw it
19. Comments any less positive than “OMG awesome!” must be considered flames, and even the slightest bit of criticism is worth starting a fight and getting banned over
20. The DeviantArt comments system is a great chatbox, especially if it’s someone else’s page!
21. There is nothing wrong with inflation art
22. If I fave one of your pictures, you have to fave one of mine, no matter how terrible I am, otherwise you’re ungrateful
23. Everyone is interested in my private life, so I must spam my journal full of uninteresting junk (see #1)
24. If people troll my account due to a mention in ED, I must throw a tantrum, threaten to hex them, say they’ve fallen into my trap, bawl to the moderators and/or threaten legal action and claim lawyers are already on the case
25. I have more pageviews, therefore my art is better than yours
26. Making alternate accounts praising my main account is a brilliant tactic
27. Copy-pasting an “I like your art” comment on loads of Random Deviant pages without looking at the art is a brilliant tactic
28. No matter how crappy my art is, and regardless of the fact that no one would hang it on their wall to save their lives, I must still make all my art available as Prints
29. The human body is beautiful and never pornographic, even if it’s being penetrated anally by a furry’s cock
30. My profile icon flashes or moves, that means I’m a better artist than you
31. Submitting Deviations without commenting anything more than, “me again”, “lol” or “meh” is artistic
32. Poetry isn’t artistic if it doesn’t have elementary-school rhymes and isn’t about razors or angst
33. I can like a picture so much that fave it, but not enough to bother writing a short comment
34. We’ve made porn of it. No exceptions.
35. Art memes are fun, and when they say I must tag three people, I must always tag EVERYBODY!!!11!
36. The cool kids set themselves to invisible
37. I must threaten everyone who might possibly steal my art with physical violence, even though I’m behind a computer
38. Snape is perfectly capable of getting pregnant
39. I AM Asian. Really. Can’t you see the painted cat eyes and the V-sign I make with my fingers?
40. My Desktop picture must contain a World of Warcraft-icon, and the wallpaper may under no circumstance have the correct aspect ratio
41. I paid for my account, so everything I made has just become better than everything you’ll ever make
42. Even though I spend every minute I have on DeviantArt, I must still complain how much it sucks as often as possible.
43. I must always be proud of making the first comment, even when I have nothing more to write than, “First comment!”
44. I can always delete my account and make a new one
To all invisible people
We don't care when you're online or not. You're not that important.
Hmph.
Just so it's said, I'm getting increasingly peeved at people who think this is a MySpace. Everywhere I look there's dorks who post silly snapshots of their cats, their left feet or the waterboiler in their basement and post them here. Those are usually the people who can be found whining about how "their art" is so-and-so, and "their art" is such-and-such, and how "photography is just as artistic as other artforms". Yeah, photography *is* art, but only when it's done well, not when you snapped a pic of your toolbox and uploaded it to your PC.
If you're one of them, I hope you experience something very unpleasant, like having your excrement g
By the way
Avatars I made from my art can be found here:
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v191/Stormrider81/Art/Avatars/
Anyone wishing to use them is of course entirely welcome to :)
Hm
Journals, what a joke. As if anyone's interested in my life. :P
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Weird that your rules don't mention your obsession with flat-chested girls comparing their tit sizes.
You know, the one you'll blame on your reader if you find out she's a flat-chested woman.
Then accuse said woman of being a liar when she explains she's proud of her flat chest, since you seem to hate flat-chested women and demand NONE of them could POSSIBLY be proud of their flat chests you hate so much.
And yet despite your hatred of flat chests, you insist on your female cast members having the flat chests you hate so much just so they can compare their tit sizes for your weird fixation.
It's frankly quite bizarre and suggests a very deviant mind that you refuse to see just how fucking weird this obsession you have is.